Introduction
Step right up, folks, to the not-so-far-off future where Washington, D.C., is less about political debates and more about fighting off an alien invasion. Yes, you read it right. “The Conduit” for Wii takes you on a thrilling journey to fend off extraterrestrial nuisances called the Drudge, who use fancy-schmancy interdimensional doorways known as Conduits to turn the capital into their playground.
MEET MICHAEL FORD, YOUR AVERAGE GUY-TURNED-HERO
First, let’s introduce you to the man of the hour, Michael Ford. Ford is your run-of-the-mill Secret Service agent who’s just foiled a plot to assassinate U.S. President Charles Thompson. It’s a pretty standard day at the office, right? Well, his reward is an induction into a super-secret organization called the Trust. Ford, originally sent out to tackle a terrorist operation and recover pilfered Trust tech, soon realizes he’s been sold a lemon. Yep, his bosses pulled a fast one on him. Now, he’s switched gears and is using his skills to fight against the Trust and the alien Drudge that seem to have an unending supply of minions to flood D.C.
THE ALL-SEEING EYE: NOT JUST ANOTHER PRETTY DEVICE
If you think this game is all bang-bang and no brains, think again. Meet the All-Seeing Eye, a neat piece of Trust hardware you come across early in the game. This isn’t just for show; it’s a crucial tool for tackling puzzles and spotting invisible enemies and objects. In a game landscape filled with generic shoot-’em-ups, this feature sets “The Conduit” apart. Imagine you’re in a maze with hidden traps; the All-Seeing Eye is like your treasure map. Only, instead of ‘X marks the spot,’ it’s more like ‘Aha, I see you, you sneaky alien!’
VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF MULTIPLAYER LIFE
For those who think life’s too short for just one type of game, the multiplayer modes will be like candy for your gamer soul. Thirteen game modes are offered online, ranging from your conventional deathmatch and capture-the-flag to some unique numbers like “ASE Football.” And no, you won’t be donning cleats or learning plays; in “ASE Football,” the aim is to snatch the All-Seeing Eye and hold onto it like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party.
A BRIEF NOD TO THE ENEMY: THE DRUDGE
Oh, let’s not forget the bad guys, shall we? The Drudge, those alien invaders you’ve been aiming your blaster at, deserve some attention. After all, what’s a hero without a worthy adversary? Originating from who-knows-where, these extraterrestrials use Conduits to unleash their forces all over D.C. They aren’t precisely polite tourists. While their table manners leave much to be desired, their relentless attempts to turn the city into an alien paradise make them worthy foes.
THE ELEMENT OF DECEPTION: DON’T TRUST THE TRUST
Last but not least, the Trust. This shadowy government organization is your evil ex-boss in the game. They hire you under pretenses and before voting against them. In a world before you know, a world where no one can be trusted, it’s the ultimate betrayal. It adds complexity to the game, transforming it from a simple alien-blaster to an engaging narrative experience that makes you question authority, alliances, and maybe even reality.
So there you have it—your ultimate guide to navigating the alien-infested, politically dubious world of “The Conduit.” Happy blasting, puzzling, and most importantly, not trusting anyone!
